Mommies, Sun


This weekend is supposed to be gorgeous. It is supposed to be gorgeous and my Mommy is on a nariplane rightthisveryminute to visit me. My Mommy is on a nariplane rightthisveryminute to visit me, and I cannot wait to see her, and do In NYC With My Mommy things, and have matching sunburns on the tips of our noses because that is what happens to my Mommy and me when it is gorgeous outside, no matter how much sunscreen we slather on the tippy tops.

Enjoy your weekends, lovelies! May the sun shine upon your noses!

{flickr, pink}

Heads, Tails



And today, a final installement of heads and tails over at Good Mouse, Bad Mouse.

There are jokes! Jokes in French! And there are tables for perching on and sitting beneath!

Many thanks to Mouse for letting me sweep the rooms of her dear mouse house while she travels, and many thanks to you for stopping by with pastries and sweets.*

*Ok so there are no pastries yet. But maybe there WILL BE pastries.

Bagels, Belts



I am in love with this sweet little springlet that I might accidently have bought, which, on the whole, fits very nicely. But I just don't know how those 1950s ladies made their waists so teensy. It is possible that I might need a belt so my new Amanda-loves-bagels belly doesn't pop that sweet bottom buddon.

Let us talk about the bagels that are making me not fit into my may-have-accidently-bought dress, just briefly: I have never before given a second thought to bagels, except, of course, as a convenient excuse for eating cream cheese, which no one is allowed to eat by the spoonful. My first weeks here were spent looking at bagel-wielding New Yorkers with disdain. "Really?" thought me. "Bagels, New Yorkers?"

But now I am mad about bagels. And it isn't just me and my new New York-ness; people are everywhere with their bagels, like this really and truly jogging lady I saw carrying a bagel by the hole while she ran. Please, friends, tell me: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE BAGELS? WHY ARE THEY SO DELICIOUS HERE? I would like to fit into my dress.

Clear, Be


Happy 50th, Elements of Style. You are the best book, even if your grammar advice is wonky sometimes.

Does everything in my soul want to throw an Elements of Style party using this initials idea? Clearly. Will I be heading to Cornell's Olin library this month, where they're showing E.B. White's typewriter? It is quite likely indeed.

NPR story here. Be clear, sweets. Omit needless words.

Heads, Tails


I may not be posting here today, but I do have bits about heads, tails, and warm soup over at Good Mouse, Bad Mouse , for mouses good and bad. Do stop by for saying hello, for sip and chew. Perhaps you'll leave with full stomachs, soupy paws.

Turtles, Sleep


All right, lovelies, here's what's going down:
1.) I have some Being a Grown-Up Things to do.
2.) I'm beat. Slept all weekend beat. All I want to do forever is sleep beat. Have not listened to NPR in six weeks beat.

I love being consistent. And I'm a big believer in contributing to communities of which I am part. But I also love being centered, living my life. And right now preparing five posts a week, every week, doesn't jibe with that, even if I do love you as much as turtles and melons, and almost as much as new haircuts.

So I'm going to enjoy spring in New York and go to the sea. And I'm going to eat pastries and visit turtles and do my Grown-Up Things and Find Someone to Cut My Hair, For Crying Out Loud. I will not disappear altogether. But I need to take a little nap and tend to my spirit, which is a titch confused at the moment. And when I can be, I'll be back.

In the meantime, here is what I would like to know: What do you like about First Milk? What would you like to see more of? Do you know any lovely short-hair hair-cutters in NYC? And do you know what kind of tree this pretty pink one is? It lives in my neighborhood, and the blossoms are each nearly as big as my hand. I love them as much as the sea.

Happy spring, bunnies!
Love and kisses, melons and turtles, to you.

Heads, Tails


One more thing today, lovelies: Do stop by and say hello over at Good Mouse, Bad Mouse, where I'm honored to be a Wednesday guest-blogger for the next couple of weeks, writing all about houses, all about mouses.

Blogger's temperamental deities seem to have stopped playing gin long enough to welcome yesterday's posts into the land of mouses good and bad. So stop by, if you wish, and enjoy bits about heads soft and sweet, tails pink and true.

Mazurka, Spore

This offering, today, from Sharon Olds' Blood, Tin, Straw.

The Elopement

It was raining upwards, sideways, each
tree bursting with rain like brilliant
sweat. We stopped at a country store
to ask where we could get married. There were vats
of pickles, barrels of square yellow crackers,
the Prop. gave us the local J.P.'s
number. It was gently misting, in there,
brine and cracker-salt. The J.P. asked
if we'd get married in his church. While he called his minister
I wandered, in the dark, store
air, past the columns of vertebrate tin.
The shelves, the floor, the counters were old
wood, there must have been mice in the building,
rats, a cat, roaches, beetles,
and, in the barrel, whatever makes water
pickle, the mother of vinegar, it was
a spore Eden, a bestiary,
the minister said Yes, come right on over,
but maybe we had been married, there,
by matter, by the pickles, by the crackers, by the balls
of guard-fur, the rats looking away
into the long reaches, like the cows
in the manger, by the creche, though there's always one
who widens her glowing eyes, and gazes--one
rat, transfixed by mortal coupling
grabbed the Dutch Girl cocoa tin in his
arms and spun her in a dervish mazurka,
then all the witnesses waltzed, the Campbell's-soup
twins, the Gerber baby, Aunt
Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Sun Maid
raisin girl, the oats Quaker,
the chef of Cream of Wheat, every
good, mild, family guest
danced at our marriage, cloudy ions in the
cucumber-barrel spiraled, our eggs and
sperm swam in tandem, in water-
ballet, the spores of the sky whirled and
kissed on our wedding day.

Cigarettes, Slick

This bit where young cigarette-wielding girls dangle their feet while sitting upon slickery, rained-upon stone windowsills seven stories up? And then don't even hold onto anything?

It makes me very concerned.

Did their mothers not tell them not to dangle their feet out of windows seven stories up when things are wet and slickery? Did they not suggest this might be a dangerous or otherwise ill-thought-out past time?

Perhaps they are secretly sure-footed billy goats. But they do not look like billy goats to me.

More About Toast


This is Mercy Watson. Mercy Watson lives at 54 Deckawoo Drive. Mercy Watson is a porcine wonder.

If you make friends with Mercy (which you should), she may inspire snuffling among small children you know. You should, in fact, prepare for the snuffling of your life.

Oh, and Mercy Watson loves toast. Warm toast with a great deal of butter.

I am not sure she would love a toast rack, though.

Brellies, Trains


Yesterday, I walked out of my door and to the subway and got down the stairs before realizing I hadn't checked the sign to make sure it was a downtown train. But then I realized I'd done it enough times to know it WAS a downtown train, and that I HAD in fact checked the sign, without even thinking about it.

And then this morning I was walking down the street in the rain, coffee and pastry in hand, and I wasn't thinking about how to get anywhere, or whether I would be late, or why I had moved, or when I would ever remember to bring a numbrella.

Suddenly, I was just me, walking down the street. And I knew where I was, and I knew how to get where I was going, and I had tucked a numbrella under my arm, just in case.

{Brellie, flickr}

Letters, Toast


Dear Toast,

Why do you not carry toast racks? Toast racks would make a lovely addition to your fine collection of wares; lovelier, even, than jam for putting on toast. Also, "toast rack" already has "toast" in the name, as I'm sure you have noticed, which could come in handy for you.

Who would buy these racks, you ask? Some would buy toast racks for carrying their toast about, while others would procure them for putting letters into and filing otherwise scattered bits of paper. Some people would carry both toast and letters in their racks, as eating toast while writing letters is quite a cozy past-time. Small children cast into the woods by their parents might even carry one for leaving a trail of toasty crumbs and finding their way back home. Don't you want to help children find their way home, Toast?

Of course, some poor souls may live in a village where there is no toast, and no bits of paper or woods. But that cannot be helped. Perhaps they will come up with a yet-unknown use for toast racks.

Enclosed is a picture of my new toast rack for sticking letters into, which took me months to find and win on eBay. In the very beginning, my plan was to buy one from you. I would have taken great joy in placing the order and waiting for it to come, and then recieving a Toast toast rack by post. But it was not meant to be. While I love my new toast rack, I cannot help but think you are missing a lovely opportunity.

Love and kisses,
Amanda

Hippo, Cake


Watch out, sweet B. The Birthday Hippo cometh, hungry for cake. If you do not save cake for the Birthday Hippo, he will eat you.

The Birthday Hippo is quite fond of being tickled behind the ears, but do not get any ideas about making him wear a party hat. The Birthday Hippo does not care for party hats. Also, he gives large birthday smooches.

Happy birthday, darling B.

Disappear, How to

A bit of help on the matter, from Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book.

"Be hole, be dust, be dream, be wind
Be night, be dark, be wish, be mind.
Now slip, now slide, now move unseen,
Above, beneath, betwixt, between."