Peaches, Pits

A little update on the deoderant front. Here are my findings, for your own armpit happiness and delight:

-Alba: Sticky, stinky. Sorry, Alba.
-Aromacreme: In stock again, but lots of reviews from sensitive-skin folks saying it made them break out. Concern. Do not wish to have rashy pits.
-Witch hazel: Mixed with lavender and tea tree oils and spritzed. I tried this for a little over a week and found that it worked--very well--for about four hours. After four hours, it did not work. After a reapply, my pores rebelled, screaming "We don't wish to close! We wish to be free!" Then I would sweat more than I have ever sweated in my life.
-Liquid Rock: For me, lasts about six hours. Also, liquid = chilly pits. Liquid also = messy travels. Still smells like bug spray.
-Tom's Apricot: Smells like peach yoghurt. At first, I was opposed to this. But smelling like peach yoghurt is very nice, it turns out. Most days, it is enough for not being stinky. Also, it is creamy and texturally sound. And there are no parabens in it. Or aluminum. Good news, all around.

(P.S. Tom's of Maine, if you send me peach yoghurt deoderant, I will distribute it lovingly among my very nice readers. Also, may I please have a tube of your strawberry children's toothpaste? It is delicious, and I am fond of the parrot on the front.)

{Peaches from Martha. Martha, if you will be my friend, I will share my Tom's strawberry toothpaste with you.}